I have finally discovered the ultimate weight loss program. It's not easy, it's not fun, but it's extremely effective! Try having strep throat... there are 3 levels of insurance that you will shed pounds:
- You have no appetite. None. Even if you normally eat everything in sight (like moi).
- If #1 doesn't stop you, and you insist on taking a bite, you will be rewarded with the sensation of 100 knives attacking your throat.
- If that still doesn't stop you? The food that goes down will taste absolutely like rotten cardboard.
My clothes are actually loose on me. After 3 days!!! Let's hear a weight loss story to beat that...
Bam, I hear that.
ReplyDeleteA couple years ago I was at my lowest weight EVER becuase of a several month bout of bronchitis.
Nice.
And don't you wish you could find a way to keep that weight off once you start feeling better? Believe me I've tried...Hey, at least we can see a bright side to being sick as a dog!
ReplyDeleteI hear ya! The only other one I've found more effective is the Intestinal Flue diet. Even when you feel like eating something, it doesn't stay with you!
ReplyDeleteOh :( I hope you feel better soon! Unfortunately I have read that antibiotics only put Strep into remission- it doesn't actually kill it- So next time you get extremely worn out and tired...it will flare back up again. Time to find a Chinese Medicine Doctor, cause those boys are sure to wear you out again :)
ReplyDeleteI always go in for the ever popular toothache diet! I have shed a pants size on that one. Leticia
ReplyDeleteOoooh, I think I'd rather stay chubby!! =)
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